I mean, they have no fur, so they make fake fur that has no hair. Then they soak it in water, hang it up in the doorways, and put it away. Why the hell do they need so much of it? My owner has so much crap in her closet sometimes I can't find a place to sit with my legs in the air in there.
Crazy woman, it gets hot!!
After the soaking, she washed every dish in the house. She made a giant pile of dishes that was teetering and tottering. It was a water-based activity, so I was not exactly interested.
So then that bitch LEFT. Poured me some dry kibble and left for like five hours. So I curled up and got my snooze on.
I was dreaming that she got a giant fish tank and put it on the floor so that I could "go fishing," and I heard a B-A-N to the G.
Broken. Water. Holders.
I don't wash dishes, but I could tell that was going to happen. But bother to suggest it? I only have time to suggest cat pan changes!